Sigh, ‘t wasn’t meant to be. I’ll be fine. Check out this helpful link in the meantime.
Helpful link
No, it’s..it’s fine (choking back tears)
*puppy eyes*
*shock*
*gasp*
So, what do you think?
Nah
Let’s talk!
Let’s talk!
So uncool. Did you even read my fun little definition illuminating 2 different, yet often mixed-up, definitions of respect? Bet you didn’t.
Fiiiiiine, I’ll go read it now
Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”. And some type of people will say “if you don’t respect me I won’t respect you” but they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”. And they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.
Ok, got it
Do you demand unquestioning deferential respect from your employees?
Read how people mix up the concept of respect
No
Yes
Aww buddy... sorry to break it to you but nobody you work with likes you.
Maybe I can change?
That’s a relief to hear!
I prefer working in a trusting and flexible environment, that goes both ways.
Does micromanaging make you feel useful & important?
No
Yes
Now let’s talk about
you...
This collar sits heavily on your neck when worn. It seems to enlarge your shoulders quite a bit. You get the uncomfortable feeling people look down on you all of a sudden. Even though you can literally afford a sapphire studded collar. Weird.
Blue Collar
+10 Constitution
+20 Strength
+5 Dexterity
+5 Intimidation
-5 Persuasion
-15 Reputation
-20 Wisdom
The finely woven fabric protects you against any and all harm by instantly inflating your ego at the first sight of a threat, such as someone questioning a decision.
Repels low-levels NPC’s.
Suit of Armor
+30 Constitution
+50 Intimidation
+15 Deception
-15 Insight
-25 Perception
-15 Athletics
-60 Charisma
When equipped off-hand, berserker mode is enabled. Damage done is doubled and aggro-range is increased, but hitchance is lowered. May have strange effects on perception. May cause jittery-debuff.
Warning: item binds on pickup and can not be unequipped
Witches brew
+50 Constitution
+30 Strength
+15 Performance
-20 Dexterity
-15 Perception
-30 Stealth
Next
"Watch out for the seeds," he warned me, just as my teeth almost crushed the hard shell of a pit, "they're poisonous." "Excellent," I think to myself. I always do appreciate a sense of danger while engaging in the exhilarating act of consuming the recommended daily intake of fruit & veggies.
I am currently occupied with discovering some local delicacy I have even never heard of before: the enigmatic Cherimoya, also known as the Custard Apple. It's dragonscale-like appearance being what compelled me into picking it up in the first place, I'm quickly inundated with promises of it being The Best Fruit in the world. "Better than pineapples," the encouraging stall-owner vows to me.
Always eager to find something even better than pineapples, I dig in happily. Mere moments later, frustration is already building as I, ever more strained, delve through the soft white flesh of the "apple". The main difference with the apple we all know and love -apart from its flavour, texture, acidity and basically everything else but its shape- is that an apple (god bless) has a nice, concise core containing all the seeds, packaged in a convenient way for you to get rid of. Clearly, the Cherimoya has decisively gone another route.
My fingers pry apart the, increasingly mushy, contents in a despairing flurry of irate movements, sifting through the pitiful remnants for edible, poison-free, pieces. More and more chucks of the sweet goodness get tossed out with the seeds, the limits of my patience in sight. The proverbial baby and the bathwater story. Popping another part in my mouth and yet again have my anxious probing teeth graze against the ominous cracking seeds, one starts to wonder: how poisonous are these things *really*? Surely, one can just risk it.
The moment where I realise my desire for life is less potent than my eagerness for easy accessible food, is the moment I decide the cherimoya isn't that great. Turns out I prefer a pineapple, which after all possesses the appeasing quality of not holding certain death.
Next
Next
What kind of writing would you like to see a sample of?
A hateful fruit blogpost
Anachronistic
item descriptions
Something salacious
Ah what a bummer! And here I thought it was going swell. I do understand though. Maybe you can get in touch if you ever need a flowchart?
Wait, I changed my mind!
*New title unlocked*
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Sage Quartermaster
Made a sensible decision
Do you value motivation, aptitude and enthusiasm over a proven track record?
No
Yes
Are you looking for someone who loves (playing)
narrative-driven games & RPG’s?
No
Yes
Okay, ahem, not how I expected this to go... I can also do.. awkward writing? Very verbose and unendingly long paragrahs with barelyenough time to read it all...
And I definitely don’t repeat myself.
To the point, really.
And brief.
Good! Because I’m concise.
Do you want quirky, witty writing in a sharp, brisk style?
No
Yes
Are you looking for a ux/ui designer or a creative writer?
Writer
Designer
To be perfectly honest, I haven’t designed this path yet. So... hire me as a writer instead?
Ok